Programmed for Annoyance | Secret War Society

Submitted by Matt Hodsdon on September 25, 2022 - 11:29am

Dragons

Four Monarchs

Classic

Multi-Faction

Casual

50 cards.

Foundation (12 cards)

5x Darkness Priestess

Darkness Priestess
Netherworld Sorceress
When any opponent sacrifices or toasts a card, you gain 1 Power
Flavor: The Darkness Pagoda gains its power from the bloody ceremonies of these savage ritualists.
Fighting	Fighting: 1
Cost	Cost: 1
Provides	Provides:
Artist	Ron Spencer
Set	Throne War
Rarity	Common
Designators	darkness, priestess, netherworld, sorceress
Keywords	Keywords: Foundation
Errata	January 2001

2x Ice Healer

Ice Healer
Netherworld Sorceress
When an opponent turns a Character to heal, you may remove one damage from a Character you control.

Fighting	Fighting: 1
Cost	Cost: 1
Provides	Provides:
Artist	Daniel Gelon
Set	10,000 Bullets
Rarity	Fixed
Designators	ice, healer, netherworld, sorceress
Keywords	Keywords: Foundation

5x Netherworld Trickster

Netherworld Trickster
Redeemed Thief
Cannot attack Characters. When this card is smoked by an opponent, you may steal 1 Power from that player.

Fighting	Fighting: 1
Cost	Cost: 1
Provides	Provides:
Artist	Erick Rabang
Set	Year of the Goat
Rarity	Fixed
Designators	netherworld, trickster, redeemed, thief
Keywords	Keywords: Foundation

Character (15 cards)

1x Beaumains, the Mongrel Knight

Beaumains, the Mongrel Knight
Lost Herald of the Thunder King
Unique. Toughness 3 against non-Unique cards. Non-Site cards you own gain Loyalty.
Flavor: With strength and courage, he will rally an army.
Fighting	Fighting: 6
Cost	Requires: Cost: 4
Provides	Provides:
Artist	Ikaan Studios
Set	Reloaded
Rarity	Fixed
Designators	beaumains, mongrel, knight, lost, herald, thunder, king
Keywords	Keywords: Unique

2x Chiu Bagong

Chiu Bagong
Thunder Shade
Unique. When this card enters combat with one or more Characters, inflict 1 non-combat damage on each of those Characters, or 3 non-combat damage if they are Darkness, Demon, or Undead.

Fighting	Fighting: 6
Cost	Requires: Cost: 4
Provides	Provides:
Artist	Eren Arlik
Set	Endgame
Rarity	Fixed
Designators	chiu, bagong, thunder, shade
Keywords	Keywords: Unique

4x Fire Horse

Fire Horse
Netherworld Steed
Mobility. -1 cost if played at the location of a Netherworld Site. You may play this card from your hand as a State with the following rules text: "Vehicle. Play on a Character. Subject gains +6 Fighting and Mobility."

Fighting	Fighting: 6
Cost	Requires: Cost: 4
Provides	Provides:
Artist	Wes Jones
Set	Back for Seconds
Rarity	Fixed
Designators	fire, horse, netherworld, steed
Keywords	Keywords: Mobility

1x Noriko Watson

Noriko Watson
Razor Girl
Unique. Ambush. +2 damage to Sites. While intercepting, this card inflicts its combat damage at the same time an attacker with Ambush would.
Flavor: It's a hard life on the streets. It's harder above them.
Fighting	Fighting: 4
Cost	Requires: Cost: 4
Provides	Provides:
Artist	Anthony Boursier
Set	Critical Shift
Rarity	Promo
Designators	noriko, watson, razor, girl
Keywords	Keywords: Unique, Ambush

1x Prince of the Ice Pagoda

Prince of the Ice Pagoda
Silver Warrior
Unique. Independent. Toughness: 1. You may heal up to 2 damage from any single card when an Ice card or Event is played. You may substitute for when playing this card.

Fighting	Fighting: 6
Cost	Requires: Cost: 4
Provides	Provides:
Artist	Dye and Trudell
Set	Combat in Kowloon
Rarity	Promo
Designators	prince, ice, pagoda, silver, warrior
Keywords	Keywords: Unique, Toughness, Independent
Comments	Comments: Features the likeness of the onwer of Inner Kingdom Games, Daniel Griego

5x Rewired Robot

Rewired Robot
Netherworld Android
Toughness: 1. +X combat damage while intercepting. X = the cost of the intercepted Character.
Flavor: "I am now programmed for justice."
Fighting	Fighting: 1
Cost	Requires: Cost: 1
Provides	Provides:
Artist	Carlos Cara Alvarez
Set	Year of the Goat
Rarity	Fixed
Designators	rewired, robot, netherworld, android
Keywords	Keywords: Toughness

1x Sir James Lamb

Sir James Lamb
Shogunate Yojimbo
Unique. Toughness: 2 against combat damage. +2 damage against Characters.
Flavor: In a foreign land, he finally found purpose.
Fighting	Fighting: 4
Cost	Requires: Cost: 3
Provides	Provides:
Artist	Larry Wilson
Set	Year of the Goat
Rarity	Fixed
Designators	sir, james, lamb, gun, shoate, yojimbo
Keywords	Keywords: Unique, Toughness

Event (6 cards)

2x Double Feature

Double Feature
Event
Choose any 2 Characters from smoked piles :: Return the chosen characters to play under their owner's control. Reduce the cost of this card by 1 for each returned Character you do not own.
Flavor: "So we meet again, this time outside the ring."
Cost	Requires: Cost: 3
Artist	Erick Rabang
Set	Year of the Goat
Rarity	Fixed
Designators	double, feature

3x Ice Blessing

Ice Blessing
Event
Limited. Heal one or two cards controlled by opponents and gain 1 Power per card chosen. (You cannot heal undamaged cards.)
Flavor: For a fleeting moment, you feel the cool kiss of Pi Tui.
Cost	Requires: Cost: 0
Provides	Provides:
Artist	Kevin Wasden
Set	Critical Shift
Rarity	Common
Designators	ice, blessing
Keywords	Keywords: Limited

1x Wedding Gifts

Wedding Gifts
Event
One-Shot. Gain one Power for each unturned Character you do not control.
Flavor: We get all this neat stuff just for getting married... We gotta do this more often.
Cost	Requires: Cost: 0
Artist	Roberto Campus
Set	Red Wedding
Rarity	Promo
Designators	wedding, gift
Keywords	Keywords: One-Shot

State (5 cards)

5x Whirlwind Transformation

Whirlwind Transformation
State
Play on a Character. Subject may intercept up to three attackers in the same attack, but must enter combat with these attackers at the same time. For each attacker subject intercepts beyond the first, subject gains +1 Fighting until the end of the attack.

Cost	Requires: Cost: 0
Artist	Freddy Lopez, Jr.
Set	Queens Gambit
Rarity	Fixed
Designators	whirlwind, transformation

Feng Shui Site (12 cards)

3x Chthonian Lake

Chthonian Lake
Netherworld Feng Shui Site
Cannot be burned.
Flavor: This water is not yours to own.
Body	Body: 10
Power	Power: 1
Artist	Ikaan Studios
Set	Year of the Goat
Rarity	Fixed
Designators	chthonian, lake, netherworld

1x Endless Corridor

Endless Corridor
Netherworld Feng Shui Site
Limited. Turn and target a player :: Rearrange that player's Site structure. This cannot move a Site to a position that was not previously occupied. This may change the target of an attack.
Flavor: "It's been four years. Seriously, where is the exit?"
Body	Body: 6
Power	Power: 1
Artist	Diego Candia
Set	Reinforcements
Rarity	Fixed
Designators	endless, corridor, netherworld
Keywords	Keywords: Limited

2x Hall of Portals

Hall of Portals
Netherworld Feng Shui Site
Turn and maintain and choose a Site :: Characters, whether turned or unturned, at this location and that of the chosen Site, may change location to the other of the two without turning.
Flavor: The Netherworld is also the land of new beginnings.
Body	Body: 8
Power	Power: 1
Artist	Melissa Benson
Set	Netherworld 2: Back Through the Portals
Rarity	Common
Designators	hall, portal, netherworld

3x Underground Depot

Underground Depot
Feng Shui Site
Turn during your main shot :: Play a Vehicle or Weapon State on a card at this location at -1 cost.
Flavor: Warehouses don't usually have such great Feng Shui.
Body	Body: 7
Power	Power: 1
Artist	Tregis
Set	Knight's Passage
Rarity	Fixed
Designators	underground, depot
Errata	February 2025

3x Vale of Tears

Vale of Tears
Feng Shui Site
Once per turn when an opponent damages this Site, draw three cards, then discard up to three cards. When an opponent burns this Site, draw three cards, then discard up to three cards.

Body	Body: 7
Power	Power: 1
Artist	Wendy Wilson
Set	Combat in Kowloon
Rarity	Fixed
Designators	vale, tear

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